To all the stupid people in the world:
Here is proof there are just way too many of you out there. Check out this list of things I have found:
To you, Mr. and Mrs. Stupid, remember to use a condom.
We don't need any more stupid people.
A giant salute to stupid people everywhere
You make me so fucking proud
Without you, I wouldn't feel as intelligent
To the stupid people… try to comprehend this
I don't hate you; I simply pity your existence...
So stop breathing my precious fucking air!
Here is proof there are just way too many of you out there. Check out this list of things I have found:
- Tag on a hair dryer - Do Not Use While Sleeping
- On a bar of Dial Soap - Use like regular soap
- Printed on the bottom of a frozen Tiramisu Dessert box - Do Not Turn Upside Down
- On the Rowenta Iron package - Do not Iron Clothes while on Body
- On a Children's Cough Medicine Bottle - Do not drive or operate heavy machinery
- Nytol Sleep Aid - May cause drowsiness
- On Sainbury's Peanuts container - May contain nuts
- American Airlines Packet of Nuts - Open Package, Eat Nuts
- On a Child's Superman Costume - Warning: wearing this costume does not enable you to fly
- On a Swedish Chainsaw - Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals
- A Cardboard Sun Shield for your car Windshield - Do not drive with shield in place
To you, Mr. and Mrs. Stupid, remember to use a condom.
We don't need any more stupid people.
A giant salute to stupid people everywhere
You make me so fucking proud
Without you, I wouldn't feel as intelligent
To the stupid people… try to comprehend this
I don't hate you; I simply pity your existence...
So stop breathing my precious fucking air!
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