Some Names...

I would love to give this guy a call...

The Dumbass of the Day Award Goes To...

Wichita, KS (AP) - A Wichita man call 911 to report he was the victim of an armed robbery. The theft? A pound of marijuana worth about $1,100.00 that he had been trying to sell from his home.

The victim told police Thursday that a buyer had pulled out a sawed-off shotgun and stole the drugs.

Police brought in a drug-sniffing dog to the house and located more marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

The victim was booked into Sedgwick County Jail on several charges, including possession with intent to sell drugs.

The thief has not been found.



Why in the fuck would you call the police if you were a drug dealer??? I would love to go and visit this guy in jail just to do a little jig then point and laugh!!!

Evil is lurking!!! Can you smell it??? Satan is this your handy work I see here???

I'm with Stupid - I'm with Satan T-Shirt

I am normally not one who wears t-shirts with all sorts of funny little sayings on them but I think I may have to make an exception in this case.



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Satan, I think someone is trying to steal some of your thunder!

Soul Soliciting....

I really hate this soul soliciting pig fucker...And to think there are thousands of people who give this greedy bastard money. Yes he is currently asking for donations towards his private jet. And the fact he begs for this money all in the name of Jesus really pisses me off. He prays on the weak and stupid. No wonder he is a millionaire.



I gotta admit, watching Benny lay the smack down on these people makes me laugh until I pee my pants!

HALLELUJAH!!! Gimme an AMEN!!!

For All The Stupid People Everywhere

To all the stupid people in the world:

Here is proof there are just way too many of you out there. Check out this list of things I have found:

• Tag on a hair dryer - Do Not Use While Sleeping
• On a bar of Dial Soap - Use like regular soap
  
• Printed on the bottom of a frozen Tiramisu Dessert box - Do Not Turn Upside Down
• On the Rowenta Iron package - Do not Iron Clothes while on Body
• On a Children's Cough Medicine Bottle - Do not drive or operate heavy machinery
• Nytol Sleep Aid - May cause drowsiness
• On Sainbury's Peanuts container - May contain nuts
• American Airlines Packet of Nuts - Open Package, Eat Nuts
• On a Child's Superman Costume - Warning: wearing this costume does not enable you to fly
• On a Swedish Chainsaw - Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals
• A Cardboard Sun Shield for your car Windshield - Do not drive with shield in place
  

To you, Mr. and Mrs. Stupid, remember to use a condom.
We don't need any more stupid people.

A giant salute to stupid people everywhere
You make me so fucking proud
Without you, I wouldn't feel as intelligent
To the stupid people… try to comprehend this
I don't hate you; I simply pity your existence...

So stop breathing my precious fucking air!

The Dangers of Anal Sex

Dear Mr. Dipshit Driver

I just wanted to take a brief second and say thanks. Yep, just thank you for being a complete stupid fuck and cutting me off while I was on my leisurely drive to the bank. Perhaps if you didn't have that cell phone in one hand while the other one was on the steering wheel I wouldn't be writing you this letter now.

However, there is a very good chance you are just an all around piece of shit who cannot drive worth a damn. Seeing as though I am in a good mood I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and blame it on your complete lack on concentration due to the cell phone conversation you were having.

I just wish I knew exactly who you were talking to. Considering you were laughing and having a grand ole' time while driving down the road, I doubt it was the suicide hotline. I guess that is just wishful thinking on my part.

In closing I would just like to wish you a Merry Christmas. Oh and please go fuck yourself :)